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The whole reason behind this method of emailing is to weed out spam and to keep people who "cannot be bothered to email me" from sending me emails.
Ever since implementing this method of email, I have received significantly more thoughtful emails.

Instructions for sending an email:

To send an email, all you need to do is "build" the email address. Answer the questions in order, and you will be left with my email address. All letters are lowercase. There are no spaces. Math related answers are to be written numerically. The email *will* look like a random jumble of letters and numbers.

  1. 6x3=??
  2. What is the letter of the english alphabet that comes after the letter c?
  3. 7x3=??
  4. What is the letter of the english alphabet that comes after the letter d?
  5. Freebie: The answer is "@". (Answer is between the quotation marks.)
  6. The underlined portion of the following sentence is the remainder of the email address. "Hello, my name Avery G. Guy, the website foxguile.com is a swell website."

Now take the answers, and enter them into the email address field beginning with the answer from question one and working your way down to question 6. Eventually, you will have something that looks like an email address. And that is it. Good luck.

Additionally, you must include "asdf:" at the beginning of the subject line of the email, or it will be instantly deleted by my email filters. Here is an example of what the subject line of your email should look like.

asdf: Hello, I have an intelligent question about blank


And there you have it. Follow all of the instructions, and send your email. I look forward to hearing from you.